don't let the bed bugs put their foot in your ass

angizzoli:

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

This is so my life that’s hurt

(via timeformoriar-tea)

“I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don’t know if I’ll live that long.”
— Meryl Streep pulling weeds (via cyberqueer)

(Source: tarntino, via weddingbellklaine)

lav3nd3rsky:

IVE LITERALLY NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH OMG WHEN SHE BANGS HER HEAD i cant

lav3nd3rsky:

IVE LITERALLY NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH OMG WHEN SHE BANGS HER HEAD i cant

(via theperksofhavingbigboobs)

faeai:

that was cool toward the end of les mis how javert jumped into the seine and swam away. where did he go? i hope hes living a nice quiet life in a sweet cottage somewhere. hopefully he didnt have to swim for too long

(via egg-rolls)