don't let the bed bugs put their foot in your ass

americanidol:

Sorry Caleb…still grumpy!

americanidol:

Sorry Caleb…still grumpy!

americanidol:

The judges get grumpy!

americanidol:

The judges get grumpy!

circumcisions:

there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post

(Source: gay8, via cloudwig)

mrsdevilla:

 

People who hate Harry Potter missed the a giant part of the story. Despite being abused by his aunt, uncle and cousin his whole life Harry was kind, compassionate, loyal, protective and honest. He defended those who needed it and stood up to those who deserved it. He didn’t become bitter or hateful. And he spent his life trying to protect others. You can’t hate him because people chose to stand by him even if it meant they’d die. He didn’t want that, he wanted everyone to live even if it meant he couldn’t anymore.

(Source: deadpadfoot, via hogwartskidsproblems)

silverdreaming:

Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead

(via hi)

awwww-cute:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

awwww-cute:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

(via toolazytolive)

thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton

thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton

(Source: nearlyvintage, via hi)

actionables:

deflorationation:

actionables:

secxrets:

actionables:

Meanwhile on Kanye’s laptop

"kims nudes"

Its a big folder

His selfies tho

That one is even bigger

actionables:

deflorationation:

actionables:

secxrets:

actionables:

Meanwhile on Kanye’s laptop

"kims nudes"

Its a big folder

His selfies tho

That one is even bigger

(via lindsaylohoean)

Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

(via cloudwig)

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